Bugging e-mails

"If you forward this message to someone ,the poor old chappy in my street gets 10 cents . His condition is very pathetic ,please help him"
"Saddam Hussein got this message ,he did not bother to forward it to others so within 10 days USA attacked him and he was captured........A girl in my street got this message she did not forward it so her boyfriend ditched her as he met his ex-girlfriend again....An IITian got this message and he neglected ,he was caught while sleeping in the class.... The Oracle of Delphi told this to Alexander, and he didn't listen so he was killed during the war"

A completely jobless person's creations and everyone will forward it, either through fear or to waste time of others.It is worse to forward than to create , as the creator may at least sadistically feel happy while the forwarder wont even get that benefit.How can someone expect Google to give 10 cents to an arbit guy, which means google makes 10X42,743,635(no. of members of orkut)X3(average no. of messages per day) which is approximately equal to 12,000,000 dollars per day just by emails (not through advertisements). So the owner of google will become billionare in 90 days and he will be the richest man subsequently. Complete non sense.

The second one is equally bad. How can some strange curse or blessing be carried in boolean numbers through internet?Even if it is possible how come thousands of people get it at same time? Some people believe that their destinies will be written on Foreheads but these people believe that they will be written in their inbox or E-mail.

There is one more mail which I hate the most, its for those people who don't even know that when a message is forwarded their name will also be added at the top.

"Add your name to the list and see how far your name travels
Veerappan>>Saddam Husein>>Osama>>President Bush>>Manmohan Singh>>Musharaff>>

You may believe in any one of the above kind of mails, if you do don't forward it to me atleast.