Positive Thinking

Here are some tips on how to spend time constructively, from a man of great experience and wisdom.

1. Play Age of Empires for 4 hours a day.
Benefits : It increases your ability to locate small objects, increases your military strategies which are extremely useful during the next war waged by the George the 7th of Useless Storage of Arms. The manager is just trying to convert "useless" in the name of his stores to "useful". However if you don't like violence you can learn how to mine gold so that you can gift it to your love.

2. See 1 movie every 2 days.
Benefits : It improves your listening abilities (you can use them in the class if needed), teaches you how to act in very difficult situations (like what should you do when you are being attacked by alien spaceships, how to escape from a prison etc.) and more importantly your knowledge in that language.

3. Chat* with your room neighbors, if you don't have one, some friends will also do.
Benefits : Improves your general knowledge and communication skills.
*If you are an IITian and do not understand the meaning of chat it is also called "gen fart".

4. Orkutting for 1 hr.
(If you don't know what to do for one hour in orkut ,just visit your friends' friends' profiles)
Benefits : Makes you get involved more in society and helps others to know your tastes in various fields.

5. Watching 250 hours of a small MEGA Serial.
Benefits : As most of the serials nowadays deal with family problems, you may also get fruitful tips regarding them which you may use now or in the near future.

6. Checking my blog everyday for updates
Benefits:It may give you direct transmission from Alien ship 442.254 located in M-47 in Orion Crab Nebula, however it would be nice if you know how to read it.

Are you wondering how I got these many wonderful ideas? Lately I read many personality development books and the majority of them stress on positive thinking .One of them by Robin Sharma says "Don't think negatively at any cost."On reading these things I understood the importance of positive thinking and these are the first few positive thoughts that entered my mind, as soon as I finished that book.

"You liked this blog very much. If not, thinking positively my style of writing cannot be appreciated by an Идиот."
If you do not know the meaning of the above mentioned word, try to find it. Even if you don't succeed you will become aware of its meaning.