National Park

This post tries to give the possible reasons, that might be given by some sane people when they are asked to visit a National Park and they don't want to do so.

Animal Activist : Its wrong to keep Animals in cages.

Hammer : Some animals get more space and different food than others.There is no equality ,We will launch a day bandh to protest this discrimination.

Hand : Lets support Left in this issue ,then they may support us on nuclear deal.

IITian : Here also the ratio is around 1:1 :(

A very hard working intelligent smart person (The author of this post) : Even the monkeys are sitting in the shade and we are standing here like idiots.

Saffrons : Since the author of this post supports them, he has no intention of writing about them in the blog and causing them trouble.

Harry potter : psss bllss rssss( he is talking in parcel tongue)

Upendra : Ella OK enu ding-dong naditilla yake?

Human Activist : Humans are also animals.There should be one cage for humans also (I strongly suggest he should be the human inside the cage, but some may feel that he might be a good specimen for chimpanzee )

A good feminist : The female species have no respect here.

Politician: NO vote bank, no use.

Former CM : Appana mate kelolla inna 500 generation back maatu keloke agutta ?

Former CM father: Its a new form of Land mafia. They have illegally occupied land meant of for poor mannina makkalu like me.

Godfather :You are not making an offer I cannot refuse.

Eric Cartman : The world doesn't need less intelligent species like them, send them to concentration camp.

His fellow men: Hail Fuhrer!!!

Sheldon : There is no reason why one should go all the way to a zoo, pay 5 Rs and watch an animal, when he can do the same by sitting in front of his laptop and by logging into http://www.discovery.com/members/animals/view 3d image.htm.The whole process is a waste of ones money and time.I have better work to do.