Mathematical Conjectures

1.
A mathematician ,logician ,physicist and a engineer are traveling in a train, they see a some cows grazing

Physicist : look there so many black cows.
Mathematician :No, actually there is at least one black cow in that group.
Logician : No, No, don't get confused , there exist at least one cow whose one side is black.
Engineer : Look, there lots of sheep :P

2.
One Mathematician to another : Do you believe in one god ?
Answer : Yes , but up to isomorphism.

3.
How many engineers it takes to put a new bulb ?
Answer : One , himself

4.
Houseabzar's( A professor whose existence is proved) proof of Cayley's theorem : Every matrix satisfies its characteristic polynomial
Proof :
Kudh ka satisfy nahi karega to kiska karega ?

5.

When someone asks a mathematician, a physicist and a engineer to prove all natural numbers are prime, how do they go about it.

Mathematician : 2 is a prime, 3 is a prime so by induction all natural numbers are prime.
Physicist : 2 is prime , 3 is prime , 4 experimental error , 5 is a prime and we have proved that all natural numbers are prime with 25% error.
Engineer : 2 is prime, 3 is a prime , 4 is a pirme ,5 is a prime , 6 is a prime and so on

National Park

This post tries to give the possible reasons, that might be given by some sane people when they are asked to visit a National Park and they don't want to do so.

Animal Activist : Its wrong to keep Animals in cages.

Hammer : Some animals get more space and different food than others.There is no equality ,We will launch a day bandh to protest this discrimination.

Hand : Lets support Left in this issue ,then they may support us on nuclear deal.

IITian : Here also the ratio is around 1:1 :(

A very hard working intelligent smart person (The author of this post) : Even the monkeys are sitting in the shade and we are standing here like idiots.

Saffrons : Since the author of this post supports them, he has no intention of writing about them in the blog and causing them trouble.

Harry potter : psss bllss rssss( he is talking in parcel tongue)

Upendra : Ella OK enu ding-dong naditilla yake?

Human Activist : Humans are also animals.There should be one cage for humans also (I strongly suggest he should be the human inside the cage, but some may feel that he might be a good specimen for chimpanzee )

A good feminist : The female species have no respect here.

Politician: NO vote bank, no use.

Former CM : Appana mate kelolla inna 500 generation back maatu keloke agutta ?

Former CM father: Its a new form of Land mafia. They have illegally occupied land meant of for poor mannina makkalu like me.

Godfather :You are not making an offer I cannot refuse.

Eric Cartman : The world doesn't need less intelligent species like them, send them to concentration camp.

His fellow men: Hail Fuhrer!!!

Sheldon : There is no reason why one should go all the way to a zoo, pay 5 Rs and watch an animal, when he can do the same by sitting in front of his laptop and by logging into http://www.discovery.com/members/animals/view 3d image.htm.The whole process is a waste of ones money and time.I have better work to do.

No more 14

“Start the game already”
“Here comes the king of losers”
“yes”
“no”
About 2 months back one would have heard these words while walking in our wing , the taunts of Age of Empires .
For those of you who does nor know Age of Empires is a bit addictive, once you are in to the game you will just spend your time till 1 in the night playing and after that you will watch recorded game. We had a clan called GS , for Gen Sli , A term invented by Sabu for AOE. We had 8 to 10 guys in our clan, from Godav and Alak. Some weekends we have played from 2 in afternoon to 2 in night.
Our standard of playing was prettydecent, better than many in IIT, but some like Hitler Kaka Beeper Bond were far better than us.

Our AOE in IIT started with Chunda and Sabu getting Computers. Initially we used to play 1 on 1. As we got more comps we started playing in teams. Our first senior opponent was Gollum. I still remember the way he started talking about AOE with us “Macha don’t get addicted da….” which is what even we say now to others.I used to spend nearly 3 hours everyday playing Age of Empires. But we have greatly improved from the days we started. Initially we used to play Death matches then, Imperial Age fights , Feudal Rush , Castle age Knights so on and so forth.

And just before quiz 1 it happened , one of the the great event of 21st century. Napoleon went home for weekend , On the Friday night me and Green Beret played 2 games after which we stopped playing AOE just like the way Forest Gump stopped running, for no good reason. We have not started again at least me , dickens and Green Beret .Its a month we played AOE , but Napoleon is still playing, sadly he still wants France under his thumb.